A bit of TLC

Homemade apple wine courtesy of my incredibly talented and creative dude!

tastefullyoffensive:

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I’m sure there are people who were born in the 80s who had that toy phone (and thus in their 20s and 30s now) who have siblings who are currently six years old. But these people probably come from either Mormon/Catholic/Quiverfull families, and there are like 18 siblings, so I really doubt the six year old has an iPhone, because the family has been passing down the same pair of Levis for 17 years.

Cannonball, successfully spending too much time breaking down the timelines of a lame joke since 1982.

aauw:

beanips:

Here are some empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities. 

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(Source: opinionatedlez)

spikedsweettea:

I love Sarah Richardson’s designs.

My dream is to have a bathtub like that. Although, in fancy pics of them, they always have that little soap tray thing and…I just don’t get it. I don’t need a tray for soap.

You can’t really put a book on it, because who could read from that angle? I could see it being used as a food tray, because much like shower beer, I feel like a piece of gooey cheese pizza while taking a bath would be, while maybe kind of gross to other, the ultimate in personal comfort and happiness.

New life goal: Bath Pizza. And let’s be honest, probably also a Bath Beer. I’ve got my priorities in order.

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todayinhistory:

May 21st 1924: Leopold and Loeb kill Bobby Franks

On this day in 1924, University of Chicago students Richard Loeb and Nathan Leopold Jr murdered 14 year old Bobby Franks. The pair killed the boy as a ‘thrill killing’ in their attempt to perform the perfect crime. However, the two were caught and put on trial. They used their wealth and influence to hire famous defence lawyer Clarence Darrow who argued the pair could not be held morally accountable because they had been raised thinking they were superior and thus are not to blame for their actions. He was successful, and the men avoided the death penalty, instead getting life imprisonment.

This is fascinating, but also terrifying, because I think someone with a really good lawyer would have a chance of using this exact same argument successfully today. I mean, lots of rich dudes have gotten away with a lot of terrible things in our recent history based on arguments that basically say this, just less blatantly.

I’ve never seen a more accurate depiction of how Zoe tries to sit with me. It’s especially hilarious when Brad and I are sitting on the Love Sac and she tries to squeeze in between us. Crazy dog.

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Not gonna lie, at first I assumed those initials stood for “Bitch In Charge” because I figured Beyonce’s chair probably says HBIC.

Took me a bit to realize it stands for Blue Ivy Carter. Unless they chose her initials purposefully……

(As someone whose initials are TLC, I could sympathize with Blue Ivy and initials that stand for something else.)

(Source: beyonce)